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Quotes on recession…haha

January 30, 2009 3 comments

Here are some quotes on recession and ┬áreally humorous ones….

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now
being called Wal Mart Street – Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.