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Quotes on recession…haha

Here are some quotes on recession and  really humorous ones….

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now
being called Wal Mart Street – Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.

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  1. namahottie
    January 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Funny

  2. joyburnout
    January 30, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    yes, funny! thanks for visiting & commenting on my new Metro Times page too. not sure yet what I’ll make of all this writing .. just wanted to get it posted, and see where it goes.

  3. harrypotternerd
    February 8, 2009 at 5:45 am

    HAHAHAHAH! hilarious!

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